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Song Parodies -> "2005 (The Drug Song)"

Original Song Title:

"1985"

Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"2005 (The Drug Song)"

Parody Written by:

Mike D.

The Lyrics

Bobby going through the pier pressure of taking drugs...
(intro)

Bobby just hit the wall
He always had it all
That pack of cigs a day
Threw his whole life away
His dreams went down the drain
When he started cocaine
Only been with one beer
Had Miller Lite last year

He was gonna be an actress
He was gonna get so far
Until he started speed
And ran into a car
His dark blue minivan
Was tossed right down the can
Looks at his crappy life
And nothing has been ever right
Since taking

The vodka, the whisky,
Gettin' really really risky
Three things, that were fine
Were red and white and Christmas wine
His two friends, at high school,
They told him he was uncool
So he started, to drink and drive
2000, 2000, 2005

Strawberry daiquiries
Had too much alcohol
Which is probably
Why he fell down the hall
That marijuana ban
Got Bobby so mad and
Got back his minivan
And started on the lam

Where's our Bobby?
His mom said to his dad
And where's that other kid
That was with him and her and Chad?

They called and called and called
and found him out
Whatever happened to
Family, values, grounded for your life

No more vodka, the whisky,
Gettin' really really risky
Three things, no more fine
are red and white and Christmas wine
His two friends, at high school,
They told him he was uncool
But he couldn't drink or drive
2000, 2000, 2005


He hated life
Got a sharp knife
When did he become such a low, low, life? (Low, low, life)

Then, Bobby, later on
Became a factor
In kindness
He, Said, Don't...

(Don't start)
The vodka, the whisky,
Gettin' really really risky
Three things, that aren't fine
are red or white or Christmas wine
His two friends, at high school,
They told him he was uncool
But he didn't drink and drive
2000, 2000, 2005

The vodka, the whisky,
Gettin' really really risky
Three things, that aren't fine
are red or white or Christmas wine
His two friends, at high school,
They told him he was uncool
But he wasn't the one to die
2000, 2000, 2005

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adsga - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
lol funny and smart
MrMacphisto - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Much better than the original... 5,5,5

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