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Song Parodies -> "Girl All the Bad Guys Taunt"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All the Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling for Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Girl All the Bad Guys Taunt"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

9 o'clock, Monday morning and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a girl a little smarter than me
Her name is Daria, she likes Trent who's got an earring
She wears a two piece or a dark sweater with black jeans

And when she talks
Only Charles "Upchuck" Ruttheimer sings
"She'll never notice me!"

Cause she's watchin' C-Span
Creamin' over smart guys
Listenin' to goth metal
Bifocals for her eyes

It's like a nerd movie
She is looking goofy
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin "someone shoot me"
As I fail Chemistry
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys taunt
She's the girl all the bad guys taunt

She likes "The Godfather", I like "Clockwork Orange"
Her younger spoiled sister Quinn is always mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score thirty-nine out of forty
She'll never know that without cheating, I'll never pass

When she writes
All the answers to the daily quiz
She'll never let me see

Cause she's watchin' C-Span
Creamin' over smart guys
Listenin' to goth metal
Bifocals for her eyes

She likes 'em with milk moustache
Mensa season pass
Drivin in a sedan
Does a moptop make a man?

It's like a nerd movie
She is looking goofy
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin "someone shoot me"
As I fail History
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys taunt
She's the girl all the bad guys taunt
She's the girl all the bad guys taunt
She's the girl all the bad guys taunt

There she goes again
With black boots on, and stringy greasy hair
She broke my hand, I wanna be sedated
All I want is not to see her naked

Now I'm watching C-Span
Trying to be a smart guy
Listenin' to goth metal
Periodic tables in my eyes
I can't know a theorem
And I ain't aceing Spanish class
All I got's a hall pass...hall pass...hall pass

It's like a nerd movie
She is looking goofy
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin "someone shoot me"
As I fail Geometry
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys taunt

She's the girl all the bad guys taunt
She's the girl all the bad guys taunt
She's the girl all the bad guys taunt
She's the girl all the bad guys taunt
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys taunt
She's the girl all the bad guys taunt
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys taunt
She's the girl all the bad guys taunt


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linstein - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
totally funny
me - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
funny heehee
neminem - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Not too bad... <-- goes for said girls ;-)

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