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Song Parodies -> "Girl All The Good Boys Want"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Girl All The Good Boys Want"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

Eight 'o' clock, Sunday night and I'm waiting
to finally talk to girl a little holier than me
Her name is Christy, she's a Christian with a pure heart
she speaks in tongues but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angel's sing
but she doesen't notice me

'Cause she's reading scripture, 'cause she's living Christ-like
listening to gospel, the Holy Ghost in her eyes
It's like a sinful movie, she's looking through me
All she's ever said to me, is that she would pray for me
so, I fail miserably, trying to get the girl all the good boys want
'cause she's the girl all the good boys want

She likes the old hymns, and I like Christian metal
her piano plays the songs that will just make your soul so glad
I know she's 19, but she dresses like she's 60
she'll never know that I'm the best fun she'll never have
And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing
but she'll never notice me

'Cause she's reading scripture, 'cause she's living Christ-like
listening to gospel, the Holy Ghost in her eyes
She lives to go to her church
find lost souls and spread the Word
a boyfriend would be a sin
'cause Jesus is her only man
It's like a sinful movie, she's looking through me
all she's ever said to me, is that she would pray for me
So, I fail miserably, trying to get the girl all the good boys want
'cause she's the girl all the good boys want
yea, she's the girl all the good boys want
'cause she's the girl all the good boys want

There she is again with that same dress on
and her hands folded in prayer
I'll go to hell, but I can't help it
I just wanna see her naked

Now, I'm reading scripture, trying to be more Christ-like
listening to gospel, the Holy Ghost in my eyes
but I'll never be Jesus, and I don't know how to talk in tongues
all I got's a youth group...youth group...youth group

It's like a sinful movie, she's looking through me
all she'll ever say to me, is that she will pray for me
So, I fail miserably, trying to get the girl all the good boys want
'cause she's the girl all the good boys want
'cause she's the girl all the good boys want
'cause she's the girl all the good boys want
yea, she's the girl all the good boys want

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Sweet Indigo - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Lots of wonderful lines here. I love "she dresses like she's 60" especially :D
Susanna Viljanen - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
May 555 angels bless your path <3
Dumb Ass Kid - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
sublimely written, flows well, good stuff 445
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I have yet to hear any Bowling For Soup songs, but this was a great parody all by itself. Takes me back to certain events during my highschool years (don't ask!). I'll assume you paced it well, 555.
Scrawny Johnny - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
My friend, I believe you have just written the best parody for this song!! Very clever and funny, even though the title might not sound original! However, it's a very original parody!! May God Bless you...
Rick C - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Impressive! ....5s
Billy Boyd - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow...thank you everyone.
Mike D. - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I know it's a little late, but I just read this now and needed to make a comment on it...this is the best girl all the bad guys want parody i have ever read. Now that I think about it, I wish I would have thought of this 1st!!! I also like the dresses like she 60 line, that one was extremely funny... definite 555 from me ; )

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