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Song Parodies -> "1985"

Original Song Title:

"1985"

Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"1985"

Parody Written by:

Zack Factor B

The Lyrics

Debbie's life went sour after troubles in 1985
Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
Three customers a day
Straight, bi, and sometimes gay.
Her dreams flew out the door
When she became a whore
Now she's been with every man
What happened to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress
A true adult film star
She was gonna shake her ass
On a pole inside a bar
The threat of HIV
Is now the enemy
Looks at her crappy life
And nothing, has been, alright,
Since the vodka,
The smokin
Maybe marijuana
She was just a
young blondie
But she lost it 1.2.3.
Her two kids-- foster homes
They write her; she leaves them alone
Cuz she still preoccupied with 19. 19. 1985.
She's had a few abortions,
So far shes up to nine.
Semen stains in the bed
The carpet's stained with wine.
As her life has spanned,
Nothings gone as shes planned
Now shes got her hand
On a stoner from a hard-rock band
Wheres the young girl
With the coy grin
Wheres the girl who was so far away from failin
When did reality become sleazy
Whatever happened to college, careers, in the real world.
the vodka,
The smokin
Maybe marijuana
She was just a
young blondie
But she lost it 1.2.3.
Her two kids•foster homes
They write her; she leaves them alone
Cuz she still preoccupied with 19 19 1985.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 14

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Just a girl - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I luved it it was hilarious
Billy Boyd - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't believe this got any bad votes...it was supper funny and well paced. All 5's.
who cares about my name - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Too many of the lines are verbatim to the OS, and there were some pacing issues.

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