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Song Parodies -> "Weed All The Hot Girls Have"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Weed All The Hot Girls Have"

Parody Written by:

Brett Harris & Jody Allen

The Lyrics

10 o'clock, Friday night and I'm drinkin'

The cooler was just finished by my girl and me .

Her name is Jona, she's a pothead with a lip ring,

She carries a dime bag, but I'm not quite sure what that means



And when she talks,

her breath really kicks oo yeah

and she just cussed at me



Cause she is stupid

playin with sharp knives

shes tryin to hump a bike petal

Turntables in her eyes



its like i'm smokin a doobie

She's passed out next to me

If u were me then u'd be screaming come on do me

As i fail miserably tryin to get the weed all the hot girls have

its the weed all the hot girls have



She likes exotic and I like straight refer

Her bong is packed with the tightest shit made

She said she'd like to do a driveby and a killing

She'll never know that it was the best grass I ever smoked



And when she talks,

her breath really kicks oo yeah

and she just cussed at me



Cause she is stupid

playin with sharp knives

shes tryin to hump a bike petal

Turntables in her eyes

She likes it when its blunt made

Twisted tighter than a braid

Picking some good grass

For me and her to pass



its like i'm smokin a doobie

She's passed out next to me

If u were me then u'd be screaming come on do me

As i fail miserably trying to get the weed all the hot girls have

its the weed all the hot girls have



there she goes again

wit her dealing friends

all sell different trends

she had stuff that could get u erected

take off your clothes and run around NAKED



now I'm acting stupid

playing wit sharp knives

trying to hump a bike petal

turntables in my eyes

and I don't got no blunts made

and I couldn't roll tight as a braid

all I do wrap



its like i'm smoking a doobie

She's passed out next to me

If u were me then you'd be screaming come on do me

As i fail miserably trying to get the weed all the hot girls have

its the weed all the hot girls have

It's the weed all the hot girls have

It's the weed all the cool guys need
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