Woo-hoo-hoo

Woo-hoo-hoo

Brahms' Fourth Symphony
And Huckleberry Finn
Grover Cleveland was
President of USA
John Macdonald, Canada
Harry Truman's one year old
He'd become the President
In many decades past

Roller coaster was invented
Mr. L.A. Thompson did
Sammy Clemmens wrote a book
And he made Huck Finn a star
His pen's name was Mark Twain, he's the Tom Sawyer guy
The Washington Monument
Was finally seen by our eyes

It's the era of the light bulb
Way before Ted Roosevelt
There was horses, and Jules Verne
And old guys as our Presidents
Civil War was over
A President named Grover
Abe Lincoln was not alive
In 18, 18, 1885

Woo-hoo-hoo

1885

Woo-hoo-hoo

She's read all the classics
At least up to that time
Moby Dick, Charles Dickens
Even Alice in Wonderland
We rocked out to Bach
Didn't like Solieri much
Just one hundred years
Before the E=MC2

The AT&T formed in New York
And we had Beethoven instead of Van Halen
There was no such thing as a T.V.
What ever happen to Lincoln, John Adams

In the concert halls was

Mozart, Beethoven
Way before Sinatra
There was no one you've heard of
And there still was no MTV
The Statue of Liberty
Finally arrived in New York
We all lived in boring times
In 18, 18, 1885

Woo-hoo-hoo

It's boring, make it stop
When did Skid Row become J.S. Bach?
And when did Beethoven become an doggy?
Please make this stop!
Stop!
Stop!

I hated

Mozart, Beethoven
Way before Sinatra
There was no one you've heard of
And there still was no MTV
The Statue of Liberty
Finally arrived in New York
We all lived in boring times
In 18, 18, 1885

The era of the light bulb
Way before the auto
There was Mozart, and Jules Verne
Sebastian Bach was not Skid Row
Civil War was over
A President named Grover
Abe Lincoln was not alive
In 18, 18, 1885