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Song Parodies -> "Psycho 101"

Original Song Title:

"1985"

Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Psycho 101"

Parody Written by:

Matt Grazulis

The Lyrics

As you can probably see, I didn't try to make the ryhming sound exactly the same as the original song, but I think the syllables are mostly accurate, and the song itself flows pretty well.
Bobby just hit the wall, that's made from rubber balls.
Ten Prozac's a day, depression's on its way
Agoraphobia, won't go outside at all
A Hemophiliac,
Think's his head's gonna crack.

He was gonna get some help, he was gonna go see Freud
Because as a child, he had some bad hemorrhoids.
Severe head injury, thinks one plus one is three
Look's at his crazy life, and nothing, nothing is alright, cuz

He's obsessive, compulsive, a little bit impulsive
Been conditioned, by Pavlov, he sometimes thinks he is a dog
Sigmund Freud, and Maslow, the Stanford-Binet test oh no
Paranoid, he has to run, cuz he's psycho, psycho, psycho 101.

He has drug dependence, he has withdrawal sometimes.
PCP, Heroine, has committed all the crimes.
Thinks he fought in 'Nam.
Thinks he's Jean-Claude Van Damme
After he was CAT scanned, though he could fly like Superman.

An alcoholic, addicted to gin.
He thinks that tiny bugs are crawling underneath his skin.
His schizophrenia, might play a factor,
He's got catatonic, won't blink, won't move (like a Barbie doll)

He's obsessive, compulsive, a little bit impulsive
Been conditioned, by Pavlov, he sometimes thinks he is a dog
Sigmund Freud, and Maslow, the Stanford-Binet test oh no
Paranoid, he has to run, cuz he's psycho, psycho, psycho 101.

He hates slime, that gross glop.
Blennophobia is the fear that he's got.
He has an IQ of seventy-four
That's one less than: Gump, Gump, Gump. (and he's)

Obsessive, compulsive, a little bit impulsive
Been conditioned, by Pavlov, he sometimes thinks he is a dog
Sigmund Freud, and Maslow, the Stanford-Binet test oh no
Paranoid, he has to run, cuz he's psycho, psycho, psycho 101.

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Arwen - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved the chorus!! But that might be because I'm obsessive, compulsive...and more than a little bit impulsive...=)
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you could tighten up the pacing a bit, but grrreat job with the lyrics!
ally - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
awsome job matt!

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