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Song Parodies -> "1986"

Original Song Title:

"1985"

Original Performer:

Bowling for Soup

Parody Song Title:

"1986"

Parody Written by:

The Orphans

The Lyrics

This song has been made by The Orphans: Dalton Cooper and Josh Oswalt.
Woo-ooo
Woo-ooo
Dalton just hit the wall
He never had it all
One Viagra a day
Husband's in the NRA
His dreams went out the door
When he killed that barwhore
Only been with 56 men
What happend to Wo-man?
He was gonna be an actress
He was gonna be star
He was gonna steal
Britney Spears' car
HIV
makes sex the enemy
Looks at his average life
and nothing
has been
ALRIGHT
Since Christina Yo Mamma
Way Before Lesbian Modonna
there was U3 and Blondie
and Pornos still on my tv
His two kids in some school
they tell him that he's uncool
But he's still preoccupied with Something Something
Something Something Something that rhymes with something
He's seen all the classics
He knows everyline
Erotica
Erotica 2
and Erotica and Paradise
He hates Spam
Not a big Fam man
Thought he'd hit his hand
on the nighttable stand
Where's the cushion made of snake skin
and who's the guy sitting close to my kin
When did Fear become a Factor
what ever happened to music, songs
on the radio
Since Christina Yo Mamma
Way Before Lesbian Modonna
there was U3 and Blondie
and Pornos still on my tv
His two kids in some school
they tell him that he's uncool
But he's still preoccupied with Something Something
Something Something Something that rhymes with something
He hates mimes
make them stop
why did Britney stalk Timberlake round the clock
When did Gioviani become a restaurant for pizza
Please make them stop!
STOP!
STOP!
And bring back.....
Since Christina Yo Mamma
Way Before Lesbian Modonna
there was U3 and Blondie
and Pornos still on my tv
His two kids in some school
they tell him that he's uncool
But he's still preoccupied with Something Something
Something Something Something that rhymes with something
*cough cough cough*
Since Christina Yo Mamma
Way Before Lesbian Modonna
there was U3 and Blondie
and Pornos still on my tv
His two kids in some school
they tell him that he's uncool
But he's still preoccupied with Something Something
Something Something Something that rhymes with something
This song is the property of The Orphans. If this song is found repeated something will happen....were not sure yet....but ya......

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