Eight o-clock, Monday night, and I'm waiting
To talk to a girl I know isn't cooler than me
Her name is Lola, she's a nerd with a retainer
She studies ionic physics though I'm not sure what that means

And when she talks
She snorts and thinks up jokes of which I can't make sense
She's a spaz

Cause she is watching Star Trek
Creaming over space nerds
Thinking up equations
Studying the Appalachians

It's like a documentary
I know that she can sense me
If you were me, than you'd be
Screaming come and tutor me
And I fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the weirdos want
She's the girl all the weirdos want

She likes the library and I like Spiderman
Her CD changer's full of history on some famous man
She says she'd like to disprove the theory of infinity
She'll never know that I'm the dumbest guy the smart girls just can't have

And when she talks
She snorts and thinks up jokes of which I can't make sense
She's a spaz

Cause she is watching Star Trek
Creaming over space nerds
Thinking up equations
Studying the Appalachians

She likes 'em with a Linux
Lives inside a duplex
Living with their mom, yeah
Does a bowtie make the man

It's like a documentary
I know that she can sense me
If you were me, than you'd be
Screaming come and tutor me
And I fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the weirdos want
She's the girl all the weirdos want

She's the girl all the weirdos want
She's the girl all the weirdos want

There she goes again
With a helicopter hat on, duct tape on her glasses
She can't be late for classes
All I wanted was to see some asses

Now I am watching Star Trek
Trying to be a space nerd
I can't solve equations
I don't know 'bout Appalachians
I don't have a Linux
I don't live in a duplex
All I got's a paycheck, paycheck, paycheck

It's like a documentary
I know that she can sense me
If you were me, than you'd be
Screaming come and tutor me
And I fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the weirdos want
She's the girl all the weirdos want

She's the girl all the weirdos want
She's the girl all the weirdos want
She's the girl all the weirdos want
She's the girl all the weirdos want