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Song Parodies -> "A Nice Guy"

Original Song Title:

"1985"

Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"A Nice Guy"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

Pulled this one out of the old hat this week. Anyone miss me?
Woo-oo-oot
Woo-oo-oot

Holly climbed over walls
Because she's so darn tall
The children used to say
"How's the weather today"
She can't get through the doors 'cause she's now 10' 4"
Taller than her old man
The chat rooms - she was banned

She couldn't be an actress
But she could reach the stars
Feelings were cut like grass, she should play basketball
Her only friends, you see, are now the enemy
Looks at herself and cried
Until when - she found - a ride

With some freaks, so she traveled
'Round the world, performing
There were midgets and giants
And one man who had leprosy
She flew for the first time
Herself, she took up first class
But she's still preoccupied with finding, finding
Finding a nice guy

Woo-oo-oot
(Finding a nice guy)
Woo-oo-oot

Costume's made of plastics
You should see the lines
"What's my next act", she thinks
"Dancing with hair on fire?"
She sold out the stands
Then there was this one fan
Thought she saw her man on 'Women Changing Into Men'

Walked the mini-malls together, dating
They got a pass, so they would kick it with Van Halen
She has her own show, channel 60
What ever happened to - her friends - who cares
(On the radio was-)

Her "friends", they wanna meet tomorrow morning
In her hometown of Boonies
Holly went on MTV
Has two kids in preschool
Chat rooms, they type she "So RuLz"
Although tall, she's spending time with a - with a
With a real nice guy

Woo-oo-oot

Lives life fine, "friends" won't stop
Then that Marty Chu stalked her around the clock
(Around the clock)
The unexpected happened to her
Her husband - shot, shot, SHOT...

All of her old friends, he wanna
Protect his 'one and only', there was TV and news crews
The story out on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They've now been labeled UNCOOL
'Cause daddy, he shot those guys with a .45

All of her old friends, he wanna
Protect his 'one and only', there was TV and news crews
The story out on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They've now been labeled UNCOOL
'Cause daddy, he shot those guys with a .45

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