She's fond of sitcom crap
His heart is out of whack
She thinks that its love but to him its hate
Not talking like Elmo,she talks like a villain
Her TV show's thrillin'
Let's debate

Same show different actress
She's stupid,contagious
She's not broke,but famous
Can she just get out of the Doris Roberts show
That Doris,a loser
She was still a bruiser
Let's all kick her out of that Doris Roberts show

She bought an AK-47,a rifle
She also say that girls are gross like that guy Dan
Dan saw her,she's saving her show and still caring
When she cried because that Jerry Stiller was banned

Same show second actress
How stupid,contagious
She ain't rich and famous
Can someone please cancel that Doris Roberts show
No more Ray Romano
I hate him,I dunno
The parody wasn't the Doris Roberts show

Don't forget to delay...on the very last word

One year later he acts like Darth Vader
He wields a lightsaber and he's being dumb
The story really changes,not just names and faces
She's killing his sister,they pour slime on my brother

Did you just say that?
I just said

She's stupid,contagious (same show different actress)
You're not broke,but famous(same show different actress)
Can you just tune into the Doris Roberts show
Not Dickie,just Doris
She doesn't look bogus
Let's tune into to this one,the Doris Roberts show