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Song Parodies -> "Gran All The Old Guys Want"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Gran All The Old Guys Want"

Parody Written by:

Katie

The Lyrics

Many thanks to Michael Bage, who has already written a similar pardoy. He doesn't know it yet, but I shamelessly stole half of it, and for this I am truly sorry! Enjoy...
6 o'clock, Monday night at the bridge game
I'll finally talk to a girl a little older than me
Her name is Peggy, she's a grandma with a bus pass,
She wears a girdle, but I'm not quite sure what that means

And when she walks, oh she taps the floor with her walking stick
Cos she's such a wrinkly chick

And she's watching Countdown, eating up her mince pies
Playing Frank Sinatra, bi-focals on her eyes
It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be, screaming "Someone shoot me"
As I failed miserably trying to shag the gran all the old guys want
Yes she's the gran all the old guys want

She likes the opera songs but I like Buddy Holly
She says the care home where she's living isn't that bad
She says she'd like to score a young guy in his forties
She'll never know that I'm the best lad she'll never have

And when she walks, oh she taps the floor with her walking stick
Cos she's such a wrinkly chick

And she's watching Countdown, eating up her mince pies
Playing Frank Sinatra, bi-focals on her eyes
She likes 'em with a bus pass, saggy ass, denture fan
Riding in a wheelchair. Does arthritis make a man?
It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be, screaming "Someone shoot me"
As I failed miserably, trying to shag the gran all the old guys want
'Cos she's the gran all the old guys want
Yes she's the gran all the old guys want

There she goes again, with slippers on, and curlers in her hair
She broke my heart, I ain't no booty-shaker
Now I'm gonna need a new pacemaker.

Now I'm watchin Countdown, tryin' to eat some mince pies
Playing Frank Sinatra, bi-focals on my eyes
But I don't have a bus pass, and I aint got no saggy ass.
All I got's a bald head (bald head [x2])
It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me
If you were me then you'd be, screaming "Someone shoot me"
As I failed miserably, trying to shag the gran all the old guys want
'Cos she's the gran all the old guys want
She's the gran all the old guys want
Yes she's the gran all the old guys want

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Michael Bage - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
hey, well stolen. lol. i like your version a lot. the only thing that i wud change is the word "shag" back to "Get" (not that i'm agesnt the word or anything, its just that it puts the worst visual in my head when were talking about old people!) but well done. and thanks for being honest! lol. Nice one

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