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Song Parodies -> "Girl All The Black Guys Want"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Girl All The Black Guys Want"

Parody Written by:

Sir Owen

The Lyrics

I wrote this song as a tribute to my girlfriend Lindsy before we started going out. The lyrics fit & honestly still do. Enjoy.
11 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a lot cooler than me.
Her name is Lindsy, she's trendy and a cutie,
She wears butterflies and those kind of things.

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!

Cause she is watchin' XXX
Creamin' over Diesel
Listenin' to Nelly
Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the black guys want.
She's the girl all the black guys want!

She likes the Spice Girls and I like I.C.P
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at the world
She says she'd like to score some shoes and a boyfriend
She'll always know that I'm the best that she'll ever have

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!

Cause she is watchin' XXX
Creamin' over Diesel
Listenin' to Nelly
Turntables in her eyes

She likes 'em with a bald head
A true bad ass
Drivin' with a plan
Does looks make a man?

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the black guys want.
She's the girl all the black guys want!
She's the girl all the black guys want!
She's the girl all the black guys want!

There she goes again
With low cut tops on, and curly hair
She took my heart, I am her baby
Finally got to be her boyfriend!

Now I am watchin' XXX
Tryin' to be Vin Diesel
Listenin' to Nelly
Turntables in my eyes
I can't shave my head
And I ain't a bad ass
All I got's a bus pass...bus pass....bus pass.....

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the black guys want.

She's the girl all the black guys want!
She's the girl all the black guys want!
She's the girl all the black guys want!
She's the girl all the black guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the black guys want!
She's the girl all the black guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the black guys want!
Finally got the girl the black guys want!

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Jeff Kitts - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
All I got's a bus pass...lol
Sharon "Parodiva" Krebs - April 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I can totally identify with this song. I've been an R & B music fan for years, and because of this, my mom thought I was going to date black guys, and my husband was surprised I never dated a black guy (no offense anyone!), but hey--everyone's got their own tastes in music or whatever, and one's personal taste is not a crime!
Jody Allen - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
this was pretty cool man, ICP Fuckin rUles def.

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