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Song Parodies -> "Guy That No One Wants"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Guy That No One Wants"

Parody Written by:

Kat3

The Lyrics

this really may just be weird
8 o 'clock monday night and hoping i don't have to meet
a guy alot crazier than me
his name is well i don't know but it doesn't matter anyway
he wears a handgun and i'm pretty sure i know what that means

and when he walks the wind doesn't blow and i runaway and begin to
scream

cause he's watching murders
creaming all his victims
listening to my screams
turning bullets in his eyes

it's like a bad movie he's lookin' at me
if you were me then you'd be screaming
he's gonna shoot me
tryin' to get away from the guy that no one wants

he likes the blood and i'm running frantically
his CD changer full of singer's who murdered their dates
he said he'd like to come and kill me
he don't that i'm the kill that he'll never have

and when he walks the wind doesn't blow and i begin to scream
why does he stalk me

cause he's watching murders
creaming all his victims
listening to me scream
turning bullets in his eyes

he likes to with to kill with a gun
sticks the barrel to their backs
dirving in a trans am
does murder make a man

it's like a bad movie
he's lookin at me
if you were me then you'd be screamin he's gonna shoot me
i'm tryin to get away from the guy that no one wants

and here he comes again with glasses on
and a gun in his hands
he tryed to kill me cause i wouldn't date him
and the trap's already baited

now i'm runnin' frantically
trying to hide from this guy
listening to his laughs
bullets turning in his eyes
i don't want to die now i just have to run
all i got's some change

it's like a bad movie
he's lookin at me
if you me then you'd be screamin he's gonna shoot me
i'm trin to get way from the guy no one wants
the guy that no one wants

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walrus - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great! : ) Reminds me of a homicidal guy that wants to kill me because I spilled orange juice on his pants.
Kat3 - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
glad you liked it. hope your homicidal buddy calms down lol

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