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Song Parodies -> "Guy Only Dorky Chicks Want"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Guy Only Dorky Chicks Want"

Parody Written by:

Beannie

The Lyrics

his g/f's are fat
GUY ONLY THE DORKY CHICKS WANT - BEANNIE
(girl all the bad guys want-bowling for soup)

9 O'clock,On Skool-Mornins, I Am Waitin'
To Go To Class With A Guy A little Weirder Than Me
His Name Is (___Robert __), He's A Rocker With 2 Earings
They Call Him 'Beefy', But I'm Not Quite Sure What That Means

And When He Walks, All The Wind Blows And The Toilets Sing
Yet Nobody Noticed Him!!!
Cause He's Watchin' Jackass, Creamin' Over Freaky Girls
Listenin' To Death-Metal, Dreamin About Gettin Stoned
It's Like A Space-Jam Movie, He Is LOONY
If You Were Him, Then You'd Be, Screamin' "Someone Help Me!"
As He Fails Mrs.P's Class, Im Tryin' To Help The GUY ONLY THE DORKY CHICKS WANT!
He's The Guy Only The Dorky Chicks Want!

He Likes The Slipknot And I Like Simple Plan
His CD Player's Full Of Singers That Are Mad At Their Mom
He Says He'd Like To Score An 'A', But Distracts Me When Im Studin'
He Doesn't Know That I'm A Junior And TAKS Is Next Month

And When He Walks, All The Wind Blows And The Toilets Sing
Now I Start To Notice Him!!!
Cause He's Watchin' Jackass, Creamin' Over Freeky Girls
Listenin' To Death-Metal, Dreamin About Gettin Stoned
He Likes 'Em With A Lonja*, Buffet Season Pass,
Ridin' On A Sk8board, Why Can't He Just Solve The Clues?
It's Like A Chick Flick Movie, BEANNIE Falls For WEIRDO'
If You Were Me, Then You'd Be, Screamin' "Someone DO Me!"
As We Pass With A B+, Im Tryin' To Get The GUY ONLY THE DORKY CHICKS WANT!
He's The Guy Only The Dorky Chicks Want!-4X

There He Goes Again With Fishnets On, And Dreadlocks In His Hair
His Girlfriend's Fat, He Really Must Be Desperate
And All I Wanted Was To Draw Him Naked!!!
So Now I'm Watchin' Jackass, Tryin' To Be A Freeky Girl
Listenin' To Death-Metal, Dreamin' About Gettin' Stoned
I Can't Be A Fat Chick, Cause I Just Joined The Softball Team
And All I Got's Are Roller Sk8z.....Roller Sk8z.....

It's Like A Matrix Movie, He Is Lookin' Through Me
If You Were Me, Then You'd Be, Screamin' "Someone Shoot Me!"
As He Fails Once Again, Im Tryin' To Help The GUY ONLY THE DORKY CHICKS WANT!
He's The Guy Only The Dorky Chicks Want!-3X
(There He Goes Again)
He's The Guy Only The Dorky Chicks Want!-2X
(With A Fat Chick Again)
He's The Guy Only The Dorky Chicks Want!-2X

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