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Song Parodies -> "House all the Bad Ghosts Haunt"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All the Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"House all the Bad Ghosts Haunt"

Parody Written by:

Spazn

The Lyrics

Yea the pacing is really bad
12 o'clock, Friday night and I'm sittin
In a stuffy old mansion with just the right price for me
The house is so big, you walk a mile to the bathroom
There's a dumbwaiter, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when I walk
The floorboards creak underneath
Scares the hell outta me

Shh! What's that rustling
Spooking all the tough guys
Coming from the basement
How do I exterminate?

It's like a horror movie
Fear shooting through me
If you were me, then your knees
Would be lemon jelly
As I know miserably
I live in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!
Yea in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!

They like the screaming and I like to be happy
They like to put out lit candles and freak out my dad
They say, "Don't leave" with red paint on the walls
They'll never know that this is the house I'll never have


And when I walk
The floorboards creak underneath
Scares the hell outta me


Shh! What's that rustling
Spooking all the tough guys
Coming from the basement
How do I exterminate?

They like em with a mustache
Six-pack and muscle mass
Drivin in an SUV
And inside not a man


It's like a horror movie
Fear shooting through me
If you were me, then your knees
Would be lemon jelly
As I know miserably
I live in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!
Yea in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!

There goes one again
With glowing sheets on, flew past my hair
It spooked my heart, I wanna be sedated
All the color in my face has faded!

Now I hear the rustling
Tryin to be a tough guy
Listenin to the basement
I don't know how to bust them
And I aint no exterminator
All I got's my blankie...blankie...blankie...

It's like a horror movie
Fear shooting through me
If you were me, then your knees
Would be lemon jelly
As I know miserably
I live in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!
Yea in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!

I live in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!
I live in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!
I live in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!
I live in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!
(There goes one again)
I live in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!
I live in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!
(There goes one again)
I live in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!
I live in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!

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