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Song Parodies -> "Guy Everybody Hates"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling for Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Guy Everybody Hates"

Parody Written by:

MAniac

The Lyrics

not a bad song, but I couldn't resist!
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally eat a pizza a little bigger than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a large with a pepperonni,
She costs a twenty, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when he walks,
All the people run and the managers scream.
he doesn't notice me!

Cause he is watchin' emril
Creamin' over taco bell
Listenin' to talk radio
pizza rolls in his eyes

It's like a bad movie
he is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the extra large from the guy everybody hates.
he's the guy everybody hates!

he likes the meatlovers and I like cheese
His credit card's full of bills that are piled to baghdad
he says he'd like to score some extra cheese
he'll never know that burger king's the best that he'll never have

And when he walks,
All the people run and managers scream.
he'll never notice me!

Cause he is watchin' emril
Creamin' over taco bell
Listenin' to talk radio
pizza rolls in his eyes

he likes 'em with mustard
chuck e. cheese season pass
Drivin' in a grand dam
Does a stomache make a man?

It's like a bad movie
he is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the extra large from the guy everybody hates
he's the guy everybody hates!
he's the guy everybody hates!
he's the guy everybody hates!

There he goes again
With bibs on, and lots of mayo
he broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was the extra cheese!

Now I am eatin' cheese burgers
Tryin' to be a buff guy
Listenin' to talk radio
taco bell out of sight
I can't grow a stomache
And I ain't got no special pass
All I got's a pizza...pizza....pizza.....

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the extra large from the guy everybody hates.

he's the guy everybody hates!
he's the guy everybody hates!
he's the guy everybody hates!
he's the guy everybody hates!
he's the guy everybody hates!
he's the guy everybody hates!
he's the guy everybody hates!
he's the guy everybody hates!
he's the guy everybody hates!
he's the guy everybody hates!
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Jared - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I just hjad a hard time following the story of this one, and the pacing was off..4-3-3 for you..keep trying tho.

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