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Song Parodies -> "The Guy All The Bad Girls Want"

Original Song Title:

"The Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"The Guy All The Bad Girls Want"

Parody Written by:

Jessie and Ashley

The Lyrics

6 o'clock, Wednesday night and im waitin'
To finally chat with a guy a little taller than me.
His name is Steven, he's a b-ball player with a big foot,
He's Chris Lane's friend but I'm not quite sure who that is.

And when he shoots,
All the fans stand up and cheer his name
And says he played a nice game.

Cause he's scorin free throws
Runnin down the half court
Listening to the buzzer
And even hittin slam dunks!

It's not a bad game
But he's not lookin at me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin "Steven notice me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the bad girls want.
He's the guy all the bad girls want!

He likes championships and I like goin shoppin
His team is full of players that are mad at their coach
He says he'd like to score a 3 pointer and a lay up
He'll never know that I'm the best that he'll never have

And when he shoots,
All the fans stand up and cheer his name
And says he played a nice game.

Cause he's scorin free throws
Runnin down the half court
Listening to the buzzer
And even hittin slam dunks!

He likes 'em with a big butt
Long hair with blue eyes
Drivin in a beetle bug
Does a car really make a girl?

It's not a bad game
But he's not lookin at me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin "Steven notice me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the bad girls want.
He's the guy all the bad girls want!

There he goes again
With a jersey on and highlights in his hair
He lost the game I wanted to be sad
All I wanted was to see him win

Now I'm watchin championships
Tryin to be a hot girl
Listenin to the buzzer
Tryin to play basketball
I cant shoot no free throw
And I can't do a slam dunk
I only got a glance...glance....glance......

It's not a bad game
But he's not lookin at me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin "Steven notice me!"
As I failed miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the bad girls want.
He's the guy all the bad girls want!

He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
(There he goes again)
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
(There he goes again)
He's the guy all the bad girls want!
He's the guy all the bad girls want!

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