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Song Parodies -> "Freddy's Sharp Claw Hand"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty the Snowman"

Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Freddy's Sharp Claw Hand"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Second part of my Halloween Carols (2017 edition) is here and it's a tribute to everybody's favorite boiler room lurking burn victim: Freddy Krueger! This one incorporates a little from most of the movies (especially the original, Freddy's Revenge, Dream Warriors, Freddy vs Jason & the remake). Once again I decided to go with the rock version of this song done by Bowling For Soup because it's more fun! ENJOY!!!
Freddy's sharp claw hand's
On a nasty burned up bloke
Sweater's christmas striped,
His brown hat's disposed
And his stomach's filled up with souls

Freddy's sharp claw hand's
On a scary male who slays
Insane undead dope who pops out of soap
When poor Nancy naps and bathes

Disgusting and quite graphic
When that blood goes splat you'll frown

He'll wreck your place when friends are dead
With a wicked glance he'll pounce

Freddy's sharp claw hand
One high five and you'll be cleaved
Although Jesse's gay he'll invade his prey
It's his game to slash those teens

Freddy's a madman!
Screw those cunts at Crystal Lake
Birthed by Wes Craven and he fought Jason! Wow!
When he's back from outer space!

Your dreams he'll pillage, Sprouting needles on his hand
Since he's feared he'll snare with his wheelchair
Breaks the Wizard Master's plan!

Don't dare lay down he'll make you frown
Fights through those pills you popped

He'll yell "Bitch" as his slogan like that Jesse Pinkman punk

"Watch out!"
"Now I'm playing with power!"

Yes! Freddy's sharp claw hand's
Once brought Johnny Depp some pain
Why's that Rorschach guy stealing all his lines?!
This is one whacked-out remake!

Grumpity-grump-grump
Dumpity-dump-dump
Look out Freddy's gross!

Choppity-chop-chop
Droppity-drop-drop
Slaughtered by that mean ghost!

Grumpity-grump-grump
Dumpity-dump-dump
Look out Freddy's gross!

Choppity-chop-chop
Droppity-drop-drop
Slaughtered by that mean ghost!

"Oh no!!!"

Since Freddy's sharp claw hand's
Getting Robert Englund paid
"Welcome to Prime Time!" as he commits crimes
When you dorks can't stay awake!


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Jeff Reuben - November 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Not letting Halloween go! Fun song, fit the OS very well
Matthias - November 08, 2017 - Report this comment
Couple of issues in here I wish I proof read before I submitted it: "And his stomach's filled up with souls" should have lacked the "And" ALSO the bottom line "Since Freddy's sharp claw hand's" should have lacked the "Since". If I ever record this one (not that I think a backing track to this song even exists) I'll make sure to fix those errors.

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