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Song Parodies -> "The Girl All the Black Guys Want"

Original Song Title:

"The Girl All the Bad Guys Want"

Original Performer:

Bowling for Soup

Parody Song Title:

"The Girl All the Black Guys Want"

Parody Written by:

Tara

The Lyrics

Eight o'clock Monday night and I am waiting
To finally talk to a guy who's looking at me.
My name is Tara I'm a white chick with a belly ring
I've got a tiny waist and I'm wearing super low jeans.

And when I walk
The black guys all agree on one thing.
Wish they'd notice all of me

Cause they are scoping my ass
Posturing like tough guys
Holla like a damn fool
Never looking in my eyes

It's like a bad movie
They are looking through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Sporting this great booty
As they fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the black guys want
Cause I'm the girl all the black guys want

I like Godsmack but they prefer Sir-Mix-a-Lot
Their CD changers full of singers that love junk in the trunk
He said he's gonna score a bag of reefer for me
He'll never know that I'm the best that he'll never have

And when I walk,
All the guys just want to look at one thing
They don't notice all of me

Cause they are watching my ass,
I'm really tired of these guys
Maybe he will see that
I really do have pretty eyes

Hell, I could have a moustache
They'd just let it pass
Kiss my ass now would you, man?

It's just my big ole booty
They are looking through me
They don't even see that
I also got great boobies
But they fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the black guys want
Cause I'm the girl all the black guys want

Here I go with Levi's on,
And braids all in my hair
It breaks my heart, I wanna be sedated,
All they want is just to see me naked

Cause they're admiring my ass
I just can't imagine why
Brothas steady staring
Slack-jawed and bug-eyed
I could grow a moustache
And they would still kiss my ass
All I got's a bootay, bootay, bootay

It's like a bad movie
The sistas want to shoot me
It really ain't about race
Damn it! Look at my face
Or you'll fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the black guys want
Cause I'm the girl all the black guys want.

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Pacing: 3.3
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Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 15

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Jared - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this parody was WAY racist...
AmishJD - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't think it was racist. Its something that probably happens to her. 4,5,5
andre1127 - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I am a black guy and I did not think it is racist at all. I thought it was hilarious.
Hailey - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny, but you seemed a little full of yourself
bLiNk*Me*ToM - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Hailey, get over yourself...........geez, not every black guy wants you!
joemama - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
must... sQueeze... boobies
Jeff Kitts - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, people, it's just a song, it's not necesarily about her. Anyway...I thought it was pretty funny.
a.k. - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
get a life man...you do realize the worl does not revolve around you and this was racist!

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