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Song Parodies -> "Precinct 101"

Original Song Title:

"Punck Rock 101"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Precinct 101"

Parody Written by:

Jessica T

The Lyrics

Lol . Out of boredom in physics (as usual) we decided to take yet another BFS and mess it up soooo hope you guys enjoy….. Won’t someone please take us to PRECINCT 101?
He works at a junk tip,
He hates weekly flea dips,
He thinks that its food but to us its weed,
He listens to fairies cause his brains gone all airy,
From drugs and addictions his life’s a mess,

Same cop, different reason

I said it’s stupid, outrageous
As he runs around naked
Won’t someone please take him to
Precinct 101
His bad breath, your handcuffs
He’s tipsy, you get rough
Always in the line up’s at
Precinct 101

His cell mates names Bradley,
He wants your ass badly
He likes his boys quiet and submissive, HELL YEAH!
Hess fat and has hairy
He smells like old cherries
If you two get married, I’ll catch the bouquet.

Same cop second offence

I said it’s stupid, outrageous
As he runs around naked
Won’t someone please take him to
Precinct 101
His bad breath, your handcuffs
He’s tipsy, you get rough
Always in the line up’s at
Precinct 101


7 months later, his names in the papers
He held up a drug store and he got away
This fugitive is scary
I saw him on the ferry
On the way to Barbados with some big hairy guy….
Dude, did you just say that?!


I said it’s stupid, outrageous
As he runs around naked
Won’t someone please take him to
Precinct 101
His bad breath, your handcuffs
He’s tipsy, you get rough
Always in the line up’s at
Precinct 101(x3)

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Nick Zeman - May 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I have never heard the song before but as far as the rhymes go you couldn't have done a better job. Nice work.
duderater - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
nice i like ur style. a little messed up though.....

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