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Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

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Parody Written by:

Jessica T

The Lyrics

this little gem was devised by myself and my friend marizka breytenbach one break time
i almost got drunk at school at 15
where i almost made out with the homecoming king
who almost went on to be a prize fighter
but lost to a guy who turned out as a writer.
i almost dropped out to join the ballet
but my brother beat me to it when he said he was gay

and i almost had shrooms, but i guess that doesn't cut it
almost loved shrooms
i almost wish that id got hooked on shrooms

i almost got punched when i fell through the door where a bunch of guys were robbing a grocery store
and i almost had sex with my sixth grade teacher
thank god we were in church and got caught by the preacher.
he almost got fired the very next day when we had this big lawsuit and he had to pay.

and i almost had shrooms but i guess that doesnt cut it
almost loved shrooms
i almost wish that id got hooked on shrooms.
i hope you like it it wasn't a particularly well thought out work but if you like it you should check out my other song " the dude in my bed" which is a spoof of " i miss you" from blink 182

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litleCupCakes - March 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I like the style of this . . . it keeps on flowing . . kinda like my life: just drifting on the Sea o' Parody!

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