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Song Parodies -> "Guy All The Scene Kids Want"

Original Song Title:

"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Guy All The Scene Kids Want"

Parody Written by:

Social Anxietey Freak

The Lyrics


9 o'clock, Monday morning and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a guy a little cooler than me.
His name is Bill, hes an emo with a lip ring,
He gonna get snake bites, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when he walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
He doesn't notice me!

Cause hes watching Pokemon
Lusting over guys and girls
Listenin' to screamo
Turntables in his eyes

It's like a bad movie
Hes looking groovy
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the scene kids want.
Hes the guy all the scene kids want!

He likes Enter Shikari and I like Dimmu Borgir
His ipod shuffles through bands that are mad at the world
He said he likes making out with his best friend Steven
he'll never know that I'm the best that he'll never have

And when he walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
he'll never notice me!

Cause hes watching Pokemon
Lusting over guys and girls
Listenin' to screamo
Turntables in his eyes

he likes 'em with a side fringe
Hardcore and straight edge
Cotchin' with a kiddys bag
Outside the corner exchange

It's like a bad movie
he is lookin' groovy
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the scene kids want.
he's the guy all the scene kids want!
he's the guy all the scene kids want!
he's the guy all the scene kids want!

There he goes again
With skinnies on, eye liner and dyed black hair
Hhe broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see him naked!

Now I am watching Pokemon
Lusting over guys and girls
Listenin' to screamo
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a side fringe
And I ain't got no Myspace
All I got's a bebo...bebo....bebo.....

It's like a bad movie
he is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the scene kids want.

he's the guy all the scene kids want!
he's the guy all the scene kids want!
he's the guy all the scene kids want!
he's the guy all the scene kids want!
(There he goes again)
he's the guy all the scene kids want!
he's the guy all the scene kids want!
(There he goes again)
he's the guy all the scene kids want!
he's the guy all the scene kids want!

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