My shit just hit the bowl
Splashed on my buns and crawled
One exlax a day
To make my caca spray
My streams go out backdoor
When I'm shitting a storm
Making all my bubs slam
There is crap on my ass
I don't want to be an actress
If I can't go poop and fart
I am gonna shake my ass
Onto get off dangling tar
My yellow and sleek pee
Will mix with brown to bring
Orangish crap that I
Have crapped all day ALL NIGHT!

Steaming pee flows right on a
Turd that makes a spot-a
There is brown goo right on me
Underwear with yellow pee
My sewer and High School
They tell me that I waste fluid
But I'm still preoccupied with

Steaming, steaming, steaming turds with flies


I blow all my ass bricks
Then wait for all the flies
Breakfast in my colon seeps
Eating my crusted fire
When I crap it's WHAM!
Like the trade center got rammed
Sometimes I use my hand
And then I say "oh man oh man!"
Where's the chunks of dirt
Made of my shit?
And all the other flies that lay their eggs in Cool Whip?
When did this modesty become eery?
Whatever happened to
Shitting rainbows
Eating oreos!

Steaming pee flows right on a
Turd that makes a spot-a
There is brown goo right on me
Underwear with yellow pee
My sewer and High School
They tell me that I waste fluid
But I'm still preoccupied with

Steaming, steaming, steaming turds with flies

I love flies
And they shop
Into my colon they eat my butt rocks
And it is fuzzy
Inside reactor
I make them
ROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS
And they snack

Steaming pee flows right on a
Turd that makes a spot-a
There is brown goo right on me
Underwear with yellow pee
My sewer and High School
They tell me that I waste fluid
But I'm still preoccupied with

Steaming turds with flies

Steaming pee flows right on a
Turd that makes a spot-a
There is brown goo right on me
Underwear with yellow pee
My sewer and High School
They tell me that I waste fluid
But I'm still preoccupied with

Steaming, steaming, steaming turds with flies