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Song Parodies -> "Steaming Turds With Flies"

Original Song Title:

"1985"

Original Performer:

Bowling for Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Steaming Turds With Flies"

Parody Written by:

poomaster

The Lyrics

My shit just hit the bowl
Splashed on my buns and crawled
One exlax a day
To make my caca spray
My streams go out backdoor
When I'm shitting a storm
Making all my bubs slam
There is crap on my ass
I don't want to be an actress
If I can't go poop and fart
I am gonna shake my ass
Onto get off dangling tar
My yellow and sleek pee
Will mix with brown to bring
Orangish crap that I
Have crapped all day ALL NIGHT!

Steaming pee flows right on a
Turd that makes a spot-a
There is brown goo right on me
Underwear with yellow pee
My sewer and High School
They tell me that I waste fluid
But I'm still preoccupied with

Steaming, steaming, steaming turds with flies


I blow all my ass bricks
Then wait for all the flies
Breakfast in my colon seeps
Eating my crusted fire
When I crap it's WHAM!
Like the trade center got rammed
Sometimes I use my hand
And then I say "oh man oh man!"
Where's the chunks of dirt
Made of my shit?
And all the other flies that lay their eggs in Cool Whip?
When did this modesty become eery?
Whatever happened to
Shitting rainbows
Eating oreos!

Steaming pee flows right on a
Turd that makes a spot-a
There is brown goo right on me
Underwear with yellow pee
My sewer and High School
They tell me that I waste fluid
But I'm still preoccupied with

Steaming, steaming, steaming turds with flies

I love flies
And they shop
Into my colon they eat my butt rocks
And it is fuzzy
Inside reactor
I make them
ROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS
And they snack

Steaming pee flows right on a
Turd that makes a spot-a
There is brown goo right on me
Underwear with yellow pee
My sewer and High School
They tell me that I waste fluid
But I'm still preoccupied with

Steaming turds with flies

Steaming pee flows right on a
Turd that makes a spot-a
There is brown goo right on me
Underwear with yellow pee
My sewer and High School
They tell me that I waste fluid
But I'm still preoccupied with

Steaming, steaming, steaming turds with flies

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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 8

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TJC - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Lovin' the logorrhea!
Morality - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
listen bud, im not too proud of your work... tis all toilet humour... i kno ur the "poomaster" but plz do not bring ur subjects into this site...
I HATE IT - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Get a life, Mr. Author. Quit spamming the site with such sick wazoo paordies. And if you wanna cuss, censor your profanity. My vote: 0-0-0.
007Nick - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Mr. IHI, sounds like you need to get a life. Ripping on someone's creativity is just in poor taste. If you don't like the subject, don't read it. It's as simple as that. As for the "profanity", the webmaster of AmIright obviously didn't have a problem with this. It is his website, it's really up to him. If it's too much for you maybe you should go somewhere else.
I HATE IT - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
It's not creativity, it's filth. (For lack of a better word) Completely disgusting and revolting. My advocate, Jason, would agree whole heartedly.

Heck, George W. Bush could write something more creative than this.
Jonathan S. - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Kudos to Morality and I HATE IT: There's nothing wrong with disliking a "parody" as depraved and hellish as this.This satanic schmuck is brutally murdering classics. I'd say he should rot in filth for all eternity, but this LITERAL "butt-head" might take that as a compliment, knowing him.

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