Hello again, it's you and I
My pen in hand, I want to write
Even though, it's not mine
Trying to solve music histories
How's my life? It sucks I say
Even though my health's okay
I see you reaching for my pen
You want to help me write again?

If you don't think you can find
Whatever was in your crazy mind
Baby just, breathe; no one else ought to see
You want to write a parody?

I dug up a few old songs
Went to the fridge for cold ding-dongs
It's really sad to see us cry
When that word just wasn't right

If we write now, I can understand
If we don't, now, I don't give a damn
You want to write a parody?
You want to steal a good old hit?
Like this simple Bon Jovi s**t?
And hope he has a hissy fit?
You want to write a parody?

If you don't think you can find
Whatever was in your crazy mind
Baby just, breathe; no one else ought to see
You want to write a parody?
You want to steal a good old hit?
Like this simple Bon Jovi s**t?
And hope he has a hissy fit?
You want to write a parody?
You want to write a parody?