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Song Parodies -> "Shame On The Spoon"

Original Song Title:

"Shame On The Moon"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Shame On The Spoon"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Until you've been beside a girl
You don't know what she wants
You don't know if she eats enough
You reckon she prob'ly don't
When pounds don't come off easy
Pot bellies are real
Until you've been beside a girl
You don't know how she feels

Once inside a woman's heart
A man's as good as dead
The Devil opens up the door
Where angels fear to tread
Some women eat like horses
Some women eat slow
Some women eat just what they want
Some women hardly eat

Oh blame it on eating
Ooh shame on the spoon

Everywhere it's all around
In a restaurant crowd
Strangers' faces all around
Laughing right out loud
Hey watch all your calories
Step light on the scale, oh-oh,
Cause until you've been beside a girl
You don't know how she grows

Oh blame it on eating
Ooh shame on the spoon
Oh blame it on eating
Ooh shame on the spoon

Ooh, blame it on eating
Oh, you can blame it on eating,
Shame, shame, shame on the spoon
You can blame it on eating
Shame on the spoon
2003 Michael W. McVeySpoofs and Parodies Yahoo Group

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