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Song Parodies -> "Mobster Mash"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby 'Boris' Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Mobster Mash"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Even funnier if sung with a thick mobster accent
I was working in da Joint early one night
When my guards beheld a terrible sight
A mobster from da East Side forced his way in
And suddenly to my chagrin, He did the mash!

He did the mobster mash
(The mobster mash)
It was a lakefront smash
(He did the mash)
He fired his gun in a flash
(He did the mash)
He did the mobster mash

From my hideout on Michigan Avenue
To the vault where I hide all da revenue
The thugs all came from da Joliet pen
To get a shot from my violin

They did the mash
They did the mobster mash
(The mobster mash)
It was a lakefront smash
(He did the mash)
They fired their guns in a flash
(He did the mash)
They did the mobster mash

The heavies were having fun
The shootout had just begun
The goons included John Gotti
Don Vito and his son

The streets were ablaze, all were firin' their rounds
Includin' da Boss, backed by his South Side hounds
The Italian mob were about to lose
When I made them an offer they couldn't refuse!

They played the mash
They played the mobster mash
(The monster mash)
It was a lakefront smash
(They played the mash)
They fired their guns in a flash
(They played the mash)
They played the mobster mash

Out from his jalope, Boss's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened da trunk and shook his head
And said, "I thought dey made dese bullets outta lead!"

It's now the mash
It's now the mobster mash
(The mobster mash)
And it's a lakefront smash
(It's now the mash)
Guns goin' off in a flash
(It's now the mash)
It's now the mobster mash

Now everything's cool, Gotti's in da pen
And my mobsters now own all of da land
I tell Don Vito, go to da home o' dat man in blue
When you get to his door, tell him Scarface sent you

Then you can mash
Just do da mobster mash
(The mobster mash)
Just do da lakefront smash
(Then you can mash)
You'll get fired on in a flash
(Then you can mash)
Just do da mobster mash
2003 Michael W. McVeySpoofs and Parodies Yahoo Group

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Claude Prez - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done; disappointed you didn't work in "swim wit da fishes" though.
Adagio - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
So well done!! 5's
2nz - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nicely done. You worked in the classic 'Godfather' line, and 'Don Vito and his son' was a really good play on the original song.
tomario - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
nice parody i'm sure all the goodfellas on amiright will love this
Agrimorfee - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween '06) Cute. You could have said "He hid the stash, and did the Mobster Mash" ;)
The Charnstar - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) My godfather would be proud, 5-5-5
Matthias - November 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Can you sing Soprano? Nicely done!
Johnny D - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) That's a BRILLIANTLY clever send-up of the OS -- works perfectly with the original's tone & tune!
Red Ant - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) Great OS and parody. I did as you suggested, imagining this with a mob accent, and it came out really well. "...shot from my violin" was my fave line.
Michael McVey - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for da comments, fellas. --MM
Jack Wilson - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome job! 555!

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