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Song Parodies -> "Worst Date v. 2.0"

Original Song Title:

"First Date"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Worst Date v. 2.0"

Parody Written by:

bLiNk*Me*ToM

The Lyrics

I love Blink, they're my favorite band, but their songs are soo easy to parody.
In the car I sit and wait
For us to leave on this very worst date
It's not cool if you hold my hand
It'd be lame if you ever tried to dance
I don't like your stupid hair
It's obvious that you don't know what to wear
I'm just scared of what you think
We'll be doing after the movie

Please go
Don't wait
For this date to be over
Honest
Let's make
This night last for never
And never, and never
Lets make this last for never
And never, and never
Lets make this last for never

When you smile I cringe inside
You're not worthy of a minute of my time
I really wish it was only me not you
I'm jealous of everybody not with you
Please don't kiss me with your stank breath
Please don't hint that you want to have sex
I dread the thought of u trying to kiss
A target that I really hope you miss

Please go
Don't wait
For this date to be over
Honest
Let's make
This date last for never
For never and never
Let's make this last for never
For never and never
Let's make this last for never

(instrumental break)

Please go
Don't wait
For this date to be over
Honest
Let's make
This date last for never
For never and never
Let's make this last for never

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 10

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Bob O'Mara - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, it went with the song's orginal song, but a little too close. A lot of the words were the same, and when you talk about "Last for never", that doesn't make much sense. Nice try, though.
INFECTEDLILDUDE - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
screw bob o'mara this song was really funny the line 'for never and never" is just really funny

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