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Song Parodies -> "Paedos Exist"

Original Song Title:

"Aliens Exist"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Paedos Exist"

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The Lyrics

Paedos Exist

Hey Rob there's someone in the bathroom
Hope it's not that Paedo from the Sun
We all read these stories
As if they were real scary
We all know that Paedos are all gay

What if Jack knew that they were all real?
Leave his bedroom window open all night?
I know the po - lice would say
They'll get you on the net you see
I'll be fine, just teach me how to fight

They're up all night long
And their brains have all gone wrong
And I know they masturbate
And then ejaculate
They're not like us guys
But they like us

I think I know one yes he chased me
Wanted to be my friend until I die
He got an erection
From the thought of the deception
Ruari thought I was just screwing guys

Dark and scary, old and hairy
Exploitation, gender bending
Nice to know that, Paedophilia
Didn't matter, to my father

He's up all night long
And his brains have all gone wrong
And I know he masturbates
And then ejaculates
He's not like us guys
He got 12 years to life

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