Pokemon
All began
from some psycho in Japan
Pikachu
was the worst
The video game became a curse.
Then the game
was a cartoon
The show was a hit, what could they do?
I'm too annoyed
To go on
Pull that trigger, Bang! Pikachu's gone.

Chorus
I never thought it would rise to fame
Now no one likes that stupid game
Pikachu's a yellow rat
Ash and Misty are spoiled brats
Pokemon
Has had it's day
But now we all see that
it's really gay
I dont think
more cards will sell
because by now they're burning in hell.