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Song Parodies -> "Oxfam"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Show"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Oxfam"

Parody Written by:

Marcus Wreford

The Lyrics

Note: Lydney is a small town that i live in and has no decent shops whatsoever.
I went for an interview down at Tescos
I met the manager, he was such a f**king weirdo
I couldn't help laughing at the clothes he wears
And even at the shape of his mohawk hair

There was nothing going down in Lydney
So at this point I was thinking "Someone f**king help me!"
I dare say where I ended up where
It's the crappest shop on earth I swear

Cos I ended up working down at the Oxfam
It's so crap being colleagues with my great nan
It's so strange now I'm a member of the klan
There is nothing much here to do
Ever since it opened in 62
It's so crap working down at the Oxfam

The next day I handed in my week's notice
But they denied it cos they thought I was making progress
So now I'm stuck here working 24/7
And at the end of the day I get 1 quid 11

Cos I paid the price of working down at Oxfam
It's so crap being colleagues with my great nan
It's so strange now I'm a member of the klan
There is nothing much here to do
Ever since it opened in 62
It's so crap working down at the Oxfam

Black and white pictures of the Berlin Wall
And a f**ked up tennis ball
That's all we bloody sell here
When everyday at work passes by
I really want to die
I don't know why I came here

Cos I was high on drugs when I started working at Oxfam
It's so crap being colleagues with my great nan
It's so strange now I'm a member of the klan
There is nothing much here to do
Ever since it opened in 62
It's so crap working down at the Oxfam

I'll never get a good job!

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