I never thought I'd die afloat
I drove the car into the moat
I traced the road back to the bar
No wonder I passed out in the car
I took my time, I hurried up
I tried to get up to the top
I'm too pissed off to go on
I drove my jag and now it's gone
I drank to much labatts today
I overdrank, I have to pay
Days when I was still alive
We couldn't wait to get inside
I had to puke really badly
The drive was over I'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time puking alone
I never thought I'd die afloat
Another six seconds I'll be unknown
My jag is scratched, my foot is broke
I'll never drink budwiesers again
St polygirl's, Labatt Blue
Remember the time that I spilled the glass
Of Sam Adams in the hall
Please tell mom I pissed in the hall
I drank to much labatts today
I overdrank I have to pay
Days when I'm gonna feel like crap
When I can't wait to get inside
The drive was over I survived
I couldn't wait anymore
To puke my guts out right at home