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Song Parodies -> "All The Lifeguards"

Original Song Title:

"All the Small Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"All The Lifeguards"

Parody Written by:

KarZarm

The Lyrics

This song was written by my cousin Alicia and I after stupid lifeguards in seaside heights tried to "rescue" me because I was "struggling". Needless to say, i was having no trouble and lifeguards just annoy me. So to all the lifeguards..enjoy :)
All the lifeguards
Really are jerks
You sit in there
In your big chair
Watching, waiting to blow the whistle

Say it aint so
You will not blow
Jump of your chair
I do not care
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na

You do, not go
They suck, I no
Your little hand motions are gay
You probaly dont no what to say

Say it aint so
You will not blow
Jump of your chair
I do not care
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na

Keep your hands still
Take your nervous pill
And life will go on you stupid lifeguard

Say it aint so
You will not blow
Jump of your chair
I do not care
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na

Keep your hands still
Take your nervous pill
And life will go on you stupid lifeguard

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