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Song Parodies -> "Spiders Exist"

Original Song Title:

"Aliens Exist"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Spiders Exist"

Parody Written by:

N.J.S.

The Lyrics

one of weird fears is a spider in the toilet for some reason trying to bite my butt
Hey mom theres a bird spider in the toilet
hope it's not gonna bite me on the butt
you used to say it was stupid
as if what I think is funny
but we all know some people are dumb

up all night long
and my butt hurts a ton
well I know it must be early
the venom has been gone since yesterday
stop laughing guys
stop laughing

what if people knew they are toilets
keep the toilet lid closed all night
I know the G.S.D. (Gang of school dumbbells) would say haha your but is swollen
wish I never recieved the spider bite

up all night long
and my butt hurts a ton
well I know it must be early
the venom has been gone since yesterday
stop laughing guys
stop laughing

Dark and furry not ordinary no explination why are the in my toilet
nice to know ya arachnaphobia
wheres my mommy bio daddy

up all night long
and my butt hurts a ton
well I know it must be early
the venom has been gone since yesterday
stop laughing guys
freaky compound eyes

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