1. Its hard to wake up ,
when the house has been sucked up,
the house uprooted its so dramatic,
im not a witch at all,
the mayor he aint gay,
the witch rotted and curled away,
if a stupid wizard can send me home ill go there today,

chorus:
my porch just blew away,
hope dorothy makes it back this time you took her dog away,
the shoes are mine so when the witch is dead and gone,
will you remember this bite kibbles and bits are gone,
its not right,

2. the rust it hurts my rear,
been rusted strong for seven years,
rather then fix the problem they never oil them,
ive got no heart at all,
the lion ran away the straw man is made of hay,
if this is what she wants and what they want,
they'll take her broom away,

chorus x2

chorus

its not right
its not right
its not right
its not right