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Song Parodies -> "Stoner's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Adam's Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Stoner's Song"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

I never thought,
I'd get this stoned.
I smoked some weed,
Crack, pot, and coke.
I'm burning all my brain cells out.
And all the scientists can't figure out,
Why I'm here,
In my bed.
I take another snort, I'll sure be dead.
I'm to depressed, to smoke on.
Two more Marlboros, I'll be gone.

I usually take pills regularly.
16's the limit just for me.
Days when I could feel my sides.
I overdosed on bong smoke.
The bong is wide, to long to try.
If I take puff, I'd surely survive.
I couldn't wait, till' I got stoned.
To smoke a joint in my room alone.

In a hospital, half passed out.
I'll probably be dead without a doubt.
Give my two pounds, to my best friends.
You'll never smoke joint in my room again.
You'll take my bong, pack it up.
Remember the heroine in the trunk.
Mom let me, smoke Methol.
But tell her it's not her fault.

I usually take pills regularly.
16's the limit just for me.
Days when I could feel my sides.
I overdosed on bong smoke.
The bong is wide, to long to try.
If I take puff, I'd surely survive.
I couldn't wait, till' I got stoned.
To smoke a joint in my room alone.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 158

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   25
 25
 22
 
 2   10
 11
 7
 
 3   23
 14
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 4   42
 27
 46
 
 5   58
 81
 65
 

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heather - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
could have been better
dani kindon - June 14, 2003 - Report this comment
who have you been speaking to?
Benny - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
It wasn't exactly funny, but I liked it more because it wasn't about how great everything is. I've been down in that hole, the exact hole the singer of that song would have been about, I've been in hospitals for that stuff. 16 was actually my limit on pills, anymore than that and I'd be pukin my guts up the next day and have the shivers for a few days. Good song.
chris 19 - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This is some sick ass shit and it's tight
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Woah. 150+ votes is scary. Would have been better if the chorus varied, I guess I pseudohypocritically say that to everyone.
jmndlbm - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
i get stoned all the time, scary. chris ur awesome. lukes an a**.
jonny mcpot - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
man this sh*t wuz tight az h*ll, it's not just bout the glories of drugz, but the responsibility that comes with them, and you'd think that with all that we'd quit, but we need that sh*t to get by, i for one, think it wuz quite great

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