-> "Never Again"
Original Song Title:
"What's My Age Again?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Never Again"
Parody Written by:
CM
The Lyrics
I thought real hard
about Mary Lee
Wrote her a note
in Geometry
And so I asked her out
I said i had no balls
she said i guess we'll just find out
Now I dont have to get off all by myself
I have a penis and she has a mouth
and everytime I want to bust a ball
I just give my chick a call
Im glad i wont whack off again
Never Whack again, Ill never whack again
So later on
she said she shaved her clit
we hopped in bed
and did some kinky shit
she got down on her knees
i got out whip cream
I just dont like virginity
So now im not a wussy virgin anymore
my girlfriend sucks and fucks just like a whore
and i admit that it felt really bare
her not having hair down there
Im glad i wont whack off again
ill never whack again
ill never whack again
And we are still together and were doing fine
cause we discovered how to 69
and i can make her wet vagina throb
while she gives me a great blow job
im glad i wont whack off again
And now its really great because shes on the pill
i dont have to wear a rubber for a thrill
i really pity all those horny fags
whacking off to porno mags
im glad i wont whack off again
Never Whack again
Never Whack agian
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