I never bought this dial-up
I asked for broadband (just my luck)
I pulled the cord out from the wall
Now my computer's never plugged in at all
Take your time, don't hurry up
I'm being sarcastic, this ain't quick enough
It takes an hour just to get on
On to amiright.com

I swear this isn't what I bought
I'd better call up Tech Support
But they're closed from after 5
And now it's nearly half past nine
And half past nine's too late to try
Please open soon or I'm gonna cry
So for now I'll sit at home
And pass the time while these pages load

I never saw a thing this slow
Another 6 months and this site will load
My boredom is my only friend
I'll try restarting my computer again
I'll close it down, boot it up
Get angry and spill a cup
Of apple juice on the keyboard
Then get a shock of 5,000 volts

I swear this isn't what I bought
I'd better call up Tech Support
But they're closed from after 5
And now it's nearly half past nine
And half past nine's too late to try
Please open soon or I'm gonna cry
So for now I'll sit at home
And pass the time while these pages load

I just remembered it's Saturday
They're closed on weekends, I'll have to wait
But till then how'll I survive?
OMG I hate my life
It's nearly light, the time is right
But Tech Support's still closed up tight
I can't wait till Monday comes
I'll make them sorry for what they've done