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Song Parodies -> "Stay Away From The Kids"

Original Song Title:

"Stay Together For The Kids"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Stay Away From The Kids"

Parody Written by:

Jarvis Procter

The Lyrics

It's really messed up
you go online to find love
from girls that are kids
that's so pathetic
do you just have no balls?
You think that you are safe
you talked her into a date
You think she's home
and all alone
and you will have your way

But here's your judgment day
hope you enjoyed your free life
'cause it all ends today
It's Dateline
and now, you are all done
And you'll remember this night
twenty years, locked up
serves you right

Now, you are close to tears
say it's not what it appears
'cause you just wanted talkin'
and brought her tacos
just being nice, that's all
And your chats, so depraved
you were just kidding...uh...okay
Well, it's not what you want
but soon, you're Bubba's slut
hope your ass can take pain

'Cause it's your judgment day
hope you enjoyed your free life
'cause it all ends today
It's Dateline
and now, you are all done
And you'll remember this night
twenty years, locked up
serves you right (x2)

serves you right
serves you right
serves you right
serves you right




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