I took her out
It was a friday night
I wore colone
to give her a fright
we started waking up
and she talked to my pants
but then i blew up the tv

and that's about the time she walked all over me
you still don't have a computer by 33
now i wanna watch a tv show
but what the hell is aTV
my asian friend just caught a bee
but where's my asian friend?
oh, there's my asian friend

And later on,
from the drive home
I killed her mom
with the pay phone
I told her little kid
"your mom once humped a lid"
that steak looks good inside of me,

and that's about the time George Bush tried to be funny
your a hobo when your 63
Operah just made out with a tree
but who is operah winerfry
funny you shoul ask my name what's my name again?
oh, yeah it's "i offend"(x2)