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Song Parodies -> "And I'll Never"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Holidays, You Bastard"

Original Performer:

Blink-182

Parody Song Title:

"And I'll Never"

Parody Written by:

Luke Goodwin

The Lyrics

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Its easter day and I just got through shaving up my grandmaw
Its easter day and I just got through shaving up my grandmaw

And I hate, hate, hate that girl
I hate, hate, hate that girl
And I'll never shave her legs again
I'll just go and chop them off
And I'll never shave her legs again
And I'll just go and chop them off
I'll never shave her legs again
I'll just go and chop them off

Its halloween and my dog just crapped out five freakin poop logs
Its halloween and my dog just crapped out five freakin poop logs

And I hate cleanin up dog crap
I hate cleanin up dog crap
And I'll never clean it up again
That dog really ticks me off
And I'll never clean it up again
That dog really ticks me off
And I'll never clean it up again
I'll just let the dog rot in the dog pen

Yea, i know, it is stupid. :>

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