-> "The Square Dance"
Original Song Title:
"The Rock Show"
Parody Song Title:
"The Square Dance"
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Hangin' out by my school on the weekend,
I remember standin' in line with my best friend,
couldn't wait 'till I got to the floor and that's the second time I saw him, yeah
In my classes I'm practically failing,
kinda nervous 'cause I think Ratburn hates me,
Arthur's the one, he'll always be there,
he chose me for his partner and that made it I swear
Because I fell in love with the aardvark at the square dance,
he said what and I told him I didn't know,
he's so cool gonna go to every square dance,
everything's better when he's around,
can't wait till we dance so square, not round,
I fell in love with the aardvark at the square dance
When a ride in his trash truck Daddy gave us,
I remember the look Muffy gave us,
nine years without a purpose or direction...
Muffy: you owe me a f***in' explanation, Francine.
Next time came, we were startin' to have a brawl,
I confessed my love, got so tired of waitin'
he said, "NO WAY!" I said "Okay"
we defined it as just friends
Now I'm just the friend of the aardvark at the square dance,
he said what and told him I didn't know,
he's so cool, but don't want to take a big chance,
now we're just gonna play it cool,
at least until we start high school,
then I'll be in love again with the aardvark at the square dance
I'll be in love again with the aardvark at the square dance
I'm lookin' forward to that night (3X)
I'll be in love again with the aardvark at the square dance.
Muffy: YAAAAAAAY! You go girl!
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