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Song Parodies -> "I Sniff Glue"

Original Song Title:

"I MIss You"

Original Performer:

Blink-182

Parody Song Title:

"I Sniff Glue"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Quinn

The Lyrics

Continuing on my pop-punk destruction tour...
Hello there, the fairies from my Crispix,
The panda in the backroom of my house,
The unsuspecting onslaught, of monsters and delusions,
We can invent lazy-susans if we want,
The cops will never find me,
And I'll throw jelly beans at fish sticks,
And in the light, the aliens will come,
The aliens will come.

I sniff glue
(I sniff glue)

Where am I? And I'm so crazy,
I gained the feats of lasers and of flight,
I need my ketchup and always,
This sick, strange bedpost,
Comes creeping out from my tub every night,
And as I fell I counted,
The holes on my white ceiling,
Missed by two, and counted it five times,
Like bongos made of toothpaste,
That sound like running water,
I can't go home, in there awaits the kite,
In there awaits the kite,

Zombies, and crime, and tea, I'm all sweaty, I can't go back to bed (x6)

I sniff glue, sniff glue (x6)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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Victor Cary - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
XD, this was hilarious. I was feeling depressed and I became happy when I read this. 555.
T.J. Spindler - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfection, lol, awesome, great, excellent, marvellous, good job, nice one, and all other words, or phrases, with the same meaning.
boujour - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
YAY i love this sooooooo much.....it fits so well and it is so random its hilarious!!!! love the original and the parody....keep writing!
boujour - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
once again great song it rules all good words about this one :)
voter no 12 - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
well wat can u say about a perfect song and parody....except all superlatives and all good stuff! "and i'll throw jellybeans at fishsticks" is my favourite line in it! random and fitting...only problem now is the fact that blink broke up! still great parody
me the greatest - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
i think its cool
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done. Minor pacing flaws but some really clever rhyme substitutes. 444
eskimo - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
awesome... i'm going to sing this in class XD
Susannah =0 - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
YAY its a gr8 song n this iz better ROK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annie-Rose - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
hey ryan i think its a gr8 song i agree with susannah=0!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cassieee - January 02, 2010 - Report this comment
'i throw jellybeans at fishsticks'??? comical genius mate!!! i love blink-182 and am proud to say this is the funniest thing i've read all day :)

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