Hello there, the fairies from my Crispix,
The panda in the backroom of my house,
The unsuspecting onslaught, of monsters and delusions,
We can invent lazy-susans if we want,
The cops will never find me,
And I'll throw jelly beans at fish sticks,
And in the light, the aliens will come,
The aliens will come.

I sniff glue
(I sniff glue)

Where am I? And I'm so crazy,
I gained the feats of lasers and of flight,
I need my ketchup and always,
This sick, strange bedpost,
Comes creeping out from my tub every night,
And as I fell I counted,
The holes on my white ceiling,
Missed by two, and counted it five times,
Like bongos made of toothpaste,
That sound like running water,
I can't go home, in there awaits the kite,
In there awaits the kite,

Zombies, and crime, and tea, I'm all sweaty, I can't go back to bed (x6)

I sniff glue, sniff glue (x6)