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Song Parodies -> "The Talkshow"

Original Song Title:

"The Rockshow"

Original Performer:

Blink182

Parody Song Title:

"The Talkshow"

Parody Written by:

Robbie G.

The Lyrics

Hangin out at my home watching porno
When Oprah asked if I could go on her show
I hesitated then i said I would be there
I remember it's the first time that i saw her hair

You gotta understand what I mean by her hair
Man she had hair on her lip and everywhere
I thought for a second I'd chuckle
Then I saw the hair on her knuckle

I met this chick when I went on a talkshow
She smelled bad so i told her that i had to go
She's so gross, gonna throw her through a window
Everythings better when she's not here
I wanna put her head right through a chair
I met this girl when i went on a talkshow

When she asked if she reminded me of a flower
I remember saying "Does this flower need a shower?"
She was 19 but she looked like she's 80
Then she asked "Why does everybody hate me"

I met this chick when I went on a talkshow
She smelled bad so i told her that i had to go
She's so gross, gonna throw her through a window
Everythings better when she's not here
I wanna put her haid right through a chair
I met this girl when i went on a talkshow

When I pass her during the day
I try to look away, because her face scares me
When I'm walking every now and then
I see her again, and her face still scares me

I met this chick when I went on a talkshow
She smelled bad so i told her that i had to go
She's so gross, gonna throw her through a window
Everythings better when she's not here
I wanna put her haid right through a chair
I met this girl when i went on a talkshow

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