We arrived here
it was a Friday night
Never alone to get the feeling right
We headed right back out and we drank and danced
But then she went to go pee
And that's about the time she got lost from me
Nobody here can speak fluent Chinese
And can communicate like that Jet Li
Who the hell is Zhang Ziyi?
never meet anyone that's foreign
Where's my Asian friend?
Where's my Asian friend?
Then later on, on the drive home
She called her mom, on my cell phone
instead she called the cops
and they took us to jail
I really really have to pee
And that's about the time we were no longer free
Nobody here can do Kung Fu Fighting
And can fight like nuts and knock down walls
Who is that freakin Zhang Ziyi?
Never meet anyone that's foreign
Where's my Asian friend?
Where's my Asian friend?
And that's about the time we became escapees
Nobody here can speak fluent Chinese
And you still act like you eat dogs and beer
What the hell is wrong with me
Never meet anyone foreign
Where's my Asian friend?
Where's my Asian friend?
That's about the time she got lost from me
Don't try to take this song so seriously
There's many years ahead to be a mime
Why would you wish that on me?
I never wanna speak Chinese
Where's my Asian friend?
Where's my Asian friend?