-> "I Miss My Horse"
Original Song Title:
"I Miss You"
Parody Song Title:
"I Miss My Horse"
Parody Written by:
SI-MAE
The Lyrics
{Really long instrumental introduction. The song's half over before anyone starts singing}
Vocals- Icy
Hello there, Girl who stole my nice mare,
You lying, stealing, e'r conniving w****,
I never suspected this crime,
From the woman I was seeing,
We can go cross-country skiing if you want to,
But first give me my horse back,
I'll sue you just then after,
And then one day I'll ride Crimson again, ride Crimson again...
{"I miss him, miss him" repeated several times}
{Another long instrumental}
Vocals- Maya
Where are you?
And I'm not sorry,
I still can sleep, with pleasant dreams tonight,
I needed Crimson for racing,
And when he lost it, I sold him for a dollar ninety-nine,
And as he lost I counted,
The furlongs on the racetrack,
On a guess, it looked like 17,
This very oversized racetrack,
and watching purebreds losing,
Won't you quit crying and take it like a man, take it like a man?
"Don't waste your time trying to find Crimson, He's just now been sold off {I miss him, miss him...}" Repeated 6 times
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