-> "Don't Kiss Me"
Original Song Title:
"I Miss You"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Kiss Me"
Hello miss, the girl with halitosis
You're sneaking up on some defenseless guy
An unsuspecting victim; improper dental hygiene
We can rinse with strong Listerine if you want
But otherwise you'll find me
Far away, even on Christmas
Oh don't you know a toothbrush is your friend
A toothbrush is your friend
Listen real close to me, and you'll hear it:
The voice inside my head: "Don't kiss me, kiss me"
I know we're going out, going steady
But let's try this instead: "Don't kiss me, kiss me"
Our first date and I'm so sorry
I cannot eat I cannot breathe tonight
I want to tell you but always
This guilty feeling
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
Brown spots on your molars
Places where bacteria divide
Like indecision to tell you
and give you one good reason
Will you come home and not put up a fight
Brush your teeth tonight
Don't waste your breath on me I'm already
Convinced that I am dead (Don't kiss me, kiss me)
Toothpaste, your teeth sure need a good brushing
Your breath is what I dread (Don't kiss me, kiss me)
Don't get near me just yet, I'm not ready
You smell like garlic bread (Don't kiss me, kiss me)
Here, have a mint, a tic-tac or something
Just kiss yourself instead (Don't kiss me, kiss me)
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