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Song Parodies -> "I Need A Tissue"

Original Song Title:

"I Miss You"

Original Performer:

Blink182

Parody Song Title:

"I Need A Tissue"

Parody Written by:

Vixen Orlodo

The Lyrics

We all get allergies at the wrong time and sometimes without a tissue.
Hello there, man in the white Dockers,
Or the lady who works for a morgue,
The unsuspecting pedestrian, could I have a hanky,
I need a hanky sally come on!
Man my nose is runny,
I need some Kleenex money,
So I can clear my sinuses,
Clear my sinuses.

(hacho,hachoo)
(Hachoo, hachoo)

How 'bout you? A tissue is all I need,
I cannot breathe I cannot sneeze tonight,
I need a tissue and always a sleeve to wipe my nose on,
I'm sick; I need flonase or Claritin,
My allergies creep on everytime,
And as i stared i counted, the people covering their eyes,
Trying to keep my germs from their eyes,
Like the guy with the afro, and the man with crossed eyes,
Will you come and stop this mess tonight?
Stop this mess tonight.

Please give me a tissue so you don't have,
to block your eyes from me (hachoo)
Please give me a tissue so you don't have,
to block your eyes from me (hachoo)

.:: Instrumental ::.

Please give me a tissue so you don't have ,
To block your eyes from me (hachoo, hacho)
(x 4)

(hachoo, hachoo)
(To Fade)
It goes with the song a little

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha, nice chorus! I shall try and sing it out when I next have a handful of my own mucus.

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