It's me love. The woman that you dream of.
The waitress that you had that Friday night.
Why don't you ever call me?
Do you think I'm a stalker
or are you just not a talker?
I'll be blunt:
I want to shave your backhair.
I'll take any piece of clothing.
And then one night, I'll crash out in your den.
Crash out in your den.

Kiss you. Kiss you.(x2)

Where are you.
I've been hear waiting.
Your schedule said you'd be in bed by twelve.
Got many photographs of you.
And I must confess:
Your sleeping in the nude's a precious sight.
But please do not misjudge me.
I have good intentions.
Watching you is how I show my love.
I'm impregnated with your kid.
I'll tell you how it happened.
But first you must dismiss the court order.
Restraining order.

Don't take...away...from me...the right...to see...
My lover at his home.
Don't take...away...from me...the right...to leave...
Ten voice mails on his phone.

(Pause)

I have...all your...chewed gum...in my...album...
of things I hold so dear.
I still...have an...issue...with a...tissue...
I saw you use last year.

You took...away...from me...my love...so we...
Can't see each other now.
You have...made a...mistake...now I...will make...
Your life a living h***.

Kiss you. Kiss you. (x4)