(Get ready for dinner!)
I got a potato now (I'm peeling this)
The air is so sweet-smelling (I'm peeling this)
Let me deep-fry the spud (I'm peeling this)
{I love all the toppings you do} / {I wanna take off its skin} (I'm peeling this)
Show me the remote control (I'm viewing this)
Show me the Simpsons now (I'm eating this)
Adjust it, it's such a blur (I'm watching this)
I love all the stains on the couch (I'm seeing this)

[Chorus:]
Food fell on the couch
It never fades: what a bummer!
Spray it with Febreze
It'll leave when it wants to

Where did we get these stains
Turn up the volume now
Wipe your mouth with your shirt (I'm cleaning this)
The volume has got too loud (I'm changing this)
Show me the TV Guide (I'm reading this)
Show me the next channel (I'm watching this)
I see there's a brand new show (I'm watching this)
It's about home decorating (I'm bored by this)

[Chorus x2]

This place was never the same again
After we brought food in here
How can you say you meant to eat dinner
Inside the dining room
In that room with fine conversation
In that room, we never ate

Look at upholstery
And remember and smile
When it was actually clean
But for a very short while
The mess is obscene
I think it's stained in real deep
But then all that it means is
I will still be eating on it

[Chorus x5]
(I found the remote, Do you feel it?
So lost and dust-covered. )